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rotten-brain:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Much more realistic and practical than the ten commandments.

*don’t delete text, it won’t show on your blog*
hello, i’m dylan and i’ll be picking about 12-16 people for the chanel network
you’re probably thinking that you’ve seen this around before but i had to make a new post as one of the previous owners dropped out :~(
reblog this to be apart of the chanel network
you must be following vaginalcream
i’ll choose members at a reasonable amount of notes but when it comes close i’ll tell you
any styles are welcome, no hipsters please though
popularity & follower count isn’t what i’m looking for
i’ll message the new members and make a list
goodluck ♡

thebaddiescigarette:

Reblog this to be considered a member for the The blackcat Network
Looking for only the best urban/soft grunge/nature/landscape/ blogs
This will be a place for wonderful tumblr blogs to collaborate, talk, become friends and help each other out with anything!
Follower count is not important
To be considered:
You must reblog this photo (Up to 5 times)
MBF the owner: thebaddiescigarette
No likes
The perks:
Get noticed!
Help with polls
New friends
Promos
Message me (the owners for a better chance) :)
Will be looking through ALL blogs that reblog this. We will choose 15-20 members beginning June 24th! Get reblogging!

wildoasis:

flowerandfern:

longandlanky:

probably have reblogged this like 50 times but whatever theyre the hottest couple & yolo

ugh she looks like 12

ugh no one cares

anemolia:

Lara Stone in Vogue Netherlands May 2012 by Josh Olins

sin-pathy:

stop taking pictures of my vault at the bank smh